What Kind Of Clue Is Couscous Man!?

Tom Brady. Cookies. Big Time Rush. & Pete Wentz & Chicago Fire. Kbye. <3
mom:wake up
me:*maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*
mom:who are you texting?
me:my crack dealer

abiak:

‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’

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(via princess--kyle)

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(via princess--kyle)

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